QUE dramatic music...
thank you neighbors who live behind a few houses down, for leaving all of your front porch lights on so that I can see your house numbers clearly when I drive by at 11:30pm to write down your address to report your nuisance of a dog to the non-emergency police number
thank you waxing "professional" for accidentally waxing off part of the side of my eyebrow instead of somewhere in the middle
thank you fashion industry for bringing back the swim skirt so that I look hip and not like an ol mom
thank you Starbucks ladies, for not passing judgement on me while I drink two coffee's a day trying to stay off of diet coke
thank you Starbucks ladies, for not passing judgement on me while I drink two coffee's a day trying to stay off of diet coke
HAHAHAHA!! that is awesome!
ReplyDeleteLOL!! I can totally hear the music playing when I read these, keep them coming! :)
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