Kids Say the Darndest things

Here are the Kids Say the Darndest things from the past few years - I will start a new list for 2011 !!

11-2010

Mrs. Lang asked the students to think of a "what if" when talking about Thanksgiving dinner with family. Emma raised her hand and said "what if the turkey could walk." The kiddos and Mrs. Lang had a good laugh. You have a great sense of humor Miss Em.

11-2010

Tonight I was talking to Caitlyn about going on a run in the morning. As she went to bed, I said, "in the morning we will go on a..." Caitlyn filled in the blank with "a bear hunt."

9-2010

Lately, Caitlyn has been saying "I had a burp in my belly" when she toots.

8-2010

During an Infant Swim Resource lesson, Caitlyn told Miss Angelee "I have two arms!!"

5-2010

As Bryan was getting Emma ready for bed she was standing over him and exclaimed "Dad, you have a hole in your hair."

3-2010

"Mom, today we had the best pretzels at snack, they were straight with no wiggles." I guess we have always bought Emma the "wiggly" pretzels.

12.09

"How old is Jesus going to be?"

11.09

We were walking in a store and I told Emma to stay near by. She replied "right behind ya babe."

11.10.09

"Why did God make the earth? Did he make the road?"

3.23.2009

You are my best mommy.

6.21.09

When swimming in the pool, I asked her what she would do if she slipped in. I was hoping she would say "I would float", since she has had swimming lessons for so long . Instead she said "I will pray for help."

6.22.09

After Emma gave her stuffed horse a new hair style with the use of some water during nap time I asked her why she had done that. She said "I didn't know any better." I asked her where she had heard that. She responded "on one of my shows." Since when does she have "shows"?? Add this one to the list of socially acceptable responses. Ha